Sproink.

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nastywizard:

nastywizard:

LET’S HEAR IT FOR TINNITUS!

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fortidogi:

c-53:

c-53:

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

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aturinfortheworse:

mumblytron:

mumblytron:

mumblytron:

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like “do yall wanna see a vintage meme?” and turned on “what does the fox say”. Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a “wtf is this mx?” which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

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My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, “No, this video was just big when I was in college!” and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, “So did you go to furry college?”

To everyone pointing out my icon: do I have a fursona? Yes. Does that make me a furry? Almost definitely. Do you admit that to a 12 year old who has just accused you of being a furry, in front of 23 other 12 year olds, with 25 instructional days left in the year? Absolutely THE FUCK not!!!

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gallusrostromegalus:

reversedumbrella:

reversedumbrella:

reversedumbrella:

i’ve just had a terrible idea

i present to you the mona lisa:

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ok so, for the last few hours i’ve been making this code that organizes the colors in drawings:

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(mostly @metukika’s bc her works look really dope and i don’t have many like that ;_;)

and these things feel like something that would be sold as a “deconstruction of classical paintings” like the “the kiss” by Klimt, “starry night” by Van Gogh or “Girl with a pearl earing” by vermeer

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i can imagine going to an art gallery and finding stuff like this, made by someone who thinks they are so so smart

Ok but this is actually phenomenally cool OP, and a terrific tool for explaining some of the weirder aspects of color theory, especially how to translate color from traditional media to digital.

I’m working on the teaching plan for a digital painting class I’m going to pitch to my illustration school, and I was wondering if you had something I could use to show this concept to the class? (In exchange for full credit and money of course)

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nudityandnerdery:

cipheramnesia:

nudityandnerdery:

nudityandnerdery:

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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It’s that time of year again.

Nice

Guess what today is?

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neil-gaiman:

goodomensonprime:

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Dropping this here…

Crowley and Aziraphale and some bloke with a stick.

milky-milky-way:

is-the-cat-video-cute:

summer-skye-64:

takineko:

chibikittens:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious

Rating: Cute

this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.

you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!

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manywinged:

manywinged:

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

“this sleep schedule shit is easy” (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

zant:

uprising-trolls:

the other night my friends and i played around with phasmophobia’s local in game chat

featuring pepsiman

the fact that it’s muffled because they’re upstairs made me scream laugh

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